Sham President


Image result for Trump Smiling Cat

Very, very successful

Really, really wrong,

A great, great developer

Really, really tall

It really is………………


I think we have one of the great cabinets ever put together

Don’t be rude. Don’t be rude. Don’t. Be. Rude.

I’m not going to give you a question.

I’m not going to give you a question.

You’re fake news.


No room for philosophical statements.

the erudite, the clever, the succinct



speech pitched at a nine-year-old


simple language reaches the widest possible audience,

Look at advertisements



marked by run-on sentences, shouty capitalisations,

unpresidented misspellings and malapropisms,

quote marks used for emphasis and verbless exclamations.


Things are “great”, “wonderful”, “amazing”, “the best”,

Or they’re “crooked”, “fake”, “unfair”, “failing”.

with a sprinkle of intensifiers:

very, very, very, ….great, great, …..really, really, really


It is

boastful, vengeful, bullying and naive.

and what you see is what you get.


And what of truth?

It has sunk into

his own fake news:

the unequivocal, factual, checkable;

all invariably at odds with the truth

or his behaviour

or previous statements

or the start of his last senternce


No matter

The clouds of smoke billowing from him

are from his backside,

liar, liar, pants on fire



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